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shit-eating grin

having been invited to eat shit, one declines ... with a smile ...
by lpdmontana April 12, 2010
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shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.
You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!
by AMARZ November 8, 2006
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oh shit! fucking run!

when someone is shooting at you or your girlfriend has pms. either way your pretty much totally fucked.
guy with a gun, or your girl friend at one time of the month, as in oh shit! fucking run!
by Im totally hyper November 3, 2007
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Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig

1. Another way of saying "nuthin' sis," or "nuthin' bro," or "nuthin' couz."

2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.

3. Eating Fig Newtons
-Hey, wutup?

-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?

-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?

-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.
by Barnaby J October 10, 2008
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The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
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eat shit and die slow

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.
I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.
by b from the bay December 21, 2005
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