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Redneck pick up lines

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

From the Cohen Brothers production, The Big Lebowski. Used to express irritation with someone who is ignorant, obnoxious, or asks too many questions.
"What's a petter ass, Walter?"

"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
by not mike ditka October 28, 2004
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bs up hoes down

Bloods up hoes down. Or bros up hoes down. Basically bros(or bloods) before hoes
Jerry-"i'm hangin with my girl tonight, bro"
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date
by Royce24 June 20, 2011
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Hop up out this bitch

A different way of saying 'lets get out of here' or 'lets leave'
"hey, I'm getting tired of this place, are we gonna hop up out this bitch?"
by Robbie Odden June 29, 2016
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Set `em up chick

A female that lures a simple, and naive dudes into an unseen or bad situation (robbery or fight, or murder.)
Man! that`s a shame what happened to bruh. (scoffs) Dude should have known she was a Set `em up chick. Any female trying that hard, to get you to come a part town or area you don`t about is up something.
by OGgamer77 May 30, 2018
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dead from the neck up

some one how is so dumb that stupid no longer can describe them accurately
Jimmy : dude that chick is dead from the neck up
by the-insult-master January 3, 2017
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Stand-up Drive-through

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.
Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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