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YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
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YouTube Professional

noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017
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Youtubing It

If you are recording a video and someone asks you if your getting this respond by saying yeah im YouTubing it.
Eddy:Hey Caleb you getting this?
Caleb:Yeah Im Youtubing it
by JewKid54 February 22, 2010
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YouTube

Definition 1: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Definition 2: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
Definition 1: "You're such a fucking YouTube!"

Definition 2: "Wow, he's such a YouTube!"
by TimetravelerBubs January 25, 2023
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Youtube

An action of offensive and purposeful stupidity: an individual who acts with offensive and purposeful stupidity: a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity
A person farts in a crowded elevator and shouts "It was I!" would be considered a youtube.
by Lightningman January 25, 2023
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Youtube-iquitous

Describing someone who is famous for no real reason but is all over youtube.
That guy who owns the music store is nobody, but he starts making a few videos and now he's Youtube-iquitous.
by Gwynderlaine October 14, 2014
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Youtube inner zone

A very common part of youtube.
An inner circle which most know.
Troom troom is a part of (YouTube's) youtube inner zone.
by Ze koffing boy December 13, 2020
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