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“Trophy Wife”

Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.

A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.

A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”

“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”

“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
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wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
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wifing

I purchases a thermal mug with the saying being a boss and wifing business...
by Pennwynne June 12, 2022
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If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out
Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024
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Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
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My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
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