civil war

What America is on the brink of.

America is on the brink of another civil war thanks to Bill Clinton dividing everyone against eachother
so well.

by <o><o> check his fuckin head August 24, 2004

War Blogger

A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.

Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...

by Bustedjaouted September 22, 2007

Base War

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.

Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.

by Lesis,Jeffer,Owlie,Beanna,Ice June 20, 2010

Pimp War

A battle between two people in which they say "Pimp that __________." It goes back and forth using rhymes until the other pimp can come up with no more.

Joe powned Joey in a pimp war because he is an epic nub and Joe is obviously the better pimp.

by Fuzzy Bizzle July 20, 2008

War Paint

after having intercourse you have menstrual blood on your face

getting menstrual blood on your face and having it look like war paint

by adadicktome August 15, 2011

war wagon

A vehicle, usually a van that has a engine that is suped up to run as fast and have as much horsepower a possible. And is armor plated with heavy machine guns mounted in and/or on it and is sometimes armed with bazooks ect. so that it can be used to rob banks and/or kidnap women ect. and to excape from and fight police.

We got us a war wagon.

by Judge dredd7 October 2, 2011

Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.

Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.

by Julie S!! June 11, 2005