Do me toilet

Irish slang for using the restroom.

child: "Mum, I needs to do me toilet"
mother: "Fooken shut up or i'll rip out yer bleedin' kidneys!"

by johnny trailerpark August 20, 2008

G-MAN toilet

The boss of skibidi toilets

G-MAN TOILET

by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

toilet-bowl-echo

The Echo from a toilet bowl that comes from somebody leaning over the toilet bowl puking or coughing.

Man. Colby is puking so bad you can here a toilet-bowl-echo!

by reactos.org fan May 22, 2008

Texas Toilet Paper

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.

I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.

by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007

Texas Toilet Paper

Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.

Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.

by eltremblero October 7, 2010

toilet paper tail

When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.

I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!

by thrashertm October 30, 2008

Toilet Skid mark

A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car

dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally

by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009