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Squirrel

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!
by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016
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Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008
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Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
by Aaacey July 4, 2019
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squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 17, 2017
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squirrel tag

When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.
Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.
by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018
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Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
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