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Obama

Fake socialists who are in it for girls, like Obama reading Marx to impress a "long legged socialist".
Dylan you aren't a Communist, stop being an Obama.

Some Obama saw my Marx tat and wouldn't shut up about taxing the rich.
by 44100 August 12, 2021
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Obama#5783

The most based WSB member and god of DN jokes and being retarded
Obama#5783is based
by Rowowisafaggot November 16, 2021
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Obama

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.

To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.
To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024
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Barack Obama

Barack Obama bombed another nation that had limited air defense capability
by Beefclapper69 September 8, 2023
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Obama

He's some black guy
Me: Who was obama
Friend: I don't know some black guy i assume
by Mrcrispycat October 6, 2021
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Obama

man obama is hot
by urmomlastnighturmome December 29, 2021
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