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Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.
"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."
by billebllunt December 31, 2013
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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Silver Thumbs

They're like a silver tongue, persuasive and suave, but only over text.
He's a legend! He's got silver thumbs all the girls love him on snap!
by fearjam January 30, 2019
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Kentucky Thumb

A sexual position where the male inserts his thumb into the female’s vagina during her period.
by BiggdadDphatsak May 20, 2021
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Thumb Bump

A Thumb Bump is a fist bump with a thumbs up to finish it off. Originated on classic TV show Thunder in Paradise. Randolph "Hurricane" Spencer and Martin "Bru-dog" Brubaker would do a Thump Bump to celebrate a job well done.
After rescuing the hostages Bru-Dog and Hurricane celebrate with a heartfelt Thumb Bump.
by HurricaneSpencer August 12, 2022
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thumbs up

The ancient phallic symbol of male virility, used today as a means of providing comfort and validation to sentimental wussies.
by Masterofnom September 27, 2019
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Thumbs Up

When you put a thumbs up in a photo is means that your sort of fruity but not enough to be homosexual.
Oh John put a thumbs up in his photo, that means hes kinda fruity.
by BobertJR April 21, 2022
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