Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023
Get the Super Bowl Girlfriendmug. A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
by <>Sowwy🥺<> October 29, 2020
Get the Girlfriendmug. A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024
Get the Willie Brown’s girlfriendmug. There come Mitchell's Girlfriend
by Special101 February 18, 2020
Get the Mitchell's Girlfriendmug. by dabreadbun February 1, 2024
Get the fortnite girlfriendmug. How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021
Get the National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Daymug.