Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.
Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
by (void*) September 11, 2023

Shovels, but for foods.
by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!
Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
by Charlisica April 10, 2010

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.
Originates from the North West of England.
by Bill Power January 18, 2020
