ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

by vble April 28, 2022

Mum

What did you expect

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.

by Hsbs April 1, 2019

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023

MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022

Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck

Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere

by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022