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Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.
If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023
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Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"
Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!
by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023
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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.
Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.
by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021
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Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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Canada

One of the rare places other than the UK to:

-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.

-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun

-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.

-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.

- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.

-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
How much worse can Canada get?
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
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Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
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