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Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus
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Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Pullin' A Desert Bus

Being 8+ hours late to anything
Joe: Dude your 8 hours late

Dill: Yeah my bad

Joe: ...ugh your Pullin' A Desert Bus
by SGTQuanto November 25, 2010
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Bus stop tramp

No different than a regular tramp just this one has to wait at the bus stop so is picked up more often by local bachelor's FYI. Usually has a bad case of clamidea
That "bus stop tramp" never gets on the bus . bus stop tramp: hey you guys wanna give me a lift for ten smacks us: high fives
by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016
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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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Alaskan Bus Ride

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.
Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.
by AbeFroman76 October 15, 2016
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Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?
by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017
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