Sick Bastard

A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.

News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.

TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.

by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023

Walking sickness

Diarrhea. Named for the fact that when one is stricken, one spends much of their time walking back and forth to the toilet.

He couldn't stay at his desk; he had a bad case of the walking sickness.

by EmperorNorton47 February 1, 2021

Stage Sick

Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!

Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!

by Love_act January 5, 2017

corona (sickness)

2020’s the black plague

kids these days make numerous memes about corona (sickness) just before they catch it

by asian ela March 26, 2020

disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

milking a sick cow

Using an idea for a product that is now old, boring, and predictable.

That Marvel franchise is milking a sick cow at this point.

by zcap9 March 4, 2018

Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019