"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
by gwiz September 11, 2008
Get the texas lane change mug.frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.
by hnbc August 4, 2006
Get the texas air conditioning mug.When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020
Get the Texas Pipe Cleaner mug.Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
by TTech Guy April 29, 2010
Get the Wet West Texas mug.Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.
1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009
Get the Texas Gore-Tex mug.Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
by Hageam January 16, 2008
Get the Riding West Of Texas mug.When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.
by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017
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