butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011

Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

Squirreling

To go down to a camp site late at night in order to steal alcohol or other valuables from peoples coolers, campsites, and picnic tables. Originated in Southern California.

"Hey, we gonna go squirreling tonight. Free Alcohol!"

by CET the Crumpet September 4, 2011

squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023