Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.

“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

squirrel tag

When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.

Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.

by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018

Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Mexican Squirrel

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022