omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".

- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"

by Kateuka April 21, 2017

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

trap speak

Ibonics that are the primary nomenclature whilst “whippin”

“Dude what did he say?”
“Who knows it was trap speak”

by Bigdolphinkodeine May 23, 2018

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

freak speak

The slang or coded language used in the sex trade.

Trick: How far are you going?
Sex Worker: Just downtown (freak speak for oral sex only).

Trick: Where can we go?
Sex Worker: Around the world (freak speak for straight, oral AND anal sex).

by Execaters June 27, 2018

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018