Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

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Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

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space basing

crack dosed in pcp (aka angel dust) and then often smoked... This is some fucked up shit do NOT try it under any circumstances

fucking dumbass #1: dude me and josh took on some sick space basing last night. It was dope
Fucking dumbass #2: dude you think i can come get dazed & hazed with you guys tonight?

by scooby-snack February 25, 2012

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Space Rape

A ravaging state of rape, induced by the influx of hormones of learning about space in a way that can only be taught by an amateur philosopher

Jess wanted to Space Rape me so bad when I was teaching her about black holes in the kitchen the other night

by Jeebazus September 4, 2013

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space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.

Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!

by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014

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