Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

small dick

A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant

Look at that small dick

by Lloljw December 4, 2018

Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.

I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.

by Unknown997 March 1, 2024

dk small

someone who thinks they are black but is the opposite.they make something called the African tribe which is very clapped and no one loves. normally has a friend and they are called Dudley who is very beautiful but is also clapped.

my name dk smalls and im black and i the leader of the african tribe

by dil thinks he is hard October 11, 2018

Smalls

People who are shorter than 6 ft (182 cm) tall.

My mom never loses me at Walmart™ because she can see me over all the smalls.

by Ruby Rhod December 1, 2021