Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

passing off" the "small pet pass-off by QuacksO July 7, 2018

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law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.

The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.

law of small numbers by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

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Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

Ur ball sack a small cap by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

Big B with a small D

The phenomenon when a person with a huge B, possesses a tiny peepee.

Zalan: Hey Balint! Big B with a small D!
Benji: ROFLMFAO
Balint: *Baby rage*

Big B with a small D by Paprikajancsi June 26, 2019

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