se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….

“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”

by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that

Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.

by hgaekelv May 14, 2024

Jean-Simon

Woah loh fini l'osti de débat. C MOE the JS Jean-Simon de souche OG tabarnak. Jfume 3 cartons par jour et on aime French grammar but osti the English grammar English criss. On aime ca ta grand-mère more than your English grammaire criss de cawliss de marde d'osti dchien anglais

Jean-Simon wants to quebec separate Canada from our land that is ours now criss.

Jean-Simon appreciate the beauty of our country language and learn to speak well

by Terrytheman February 26, 2025