Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
Get the Why did the condom cross the road?mug. When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.
Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.
by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019
Get the Cross Cravingmug. One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John
by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019
Get the Cross on his throatmug. A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.
by John Kelly's August 29, 2020
Get the tiny cross tattoomug. A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
Get the crossed pipe-hawkmug. My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
Get the Hot Crossed Schnitzelmug. by ipodsthot October 19, 2023
Get the cross of dangermug.