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John Barilalo

John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
"John Barilalo, is a fat greasy scrotum."
- Friendly Jordies-
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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john madden

A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.
Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
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John Lockin' it

When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.

This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.
Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?

Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.
by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010
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john it out

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'
by st martins July 1, 2009
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John West

To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.

The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?

Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.

Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
by weaby7 October 19, 2013
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john fox

Loves reddit and girls. Dreams of changing thier last name to fox, has the biggest dick but cant use it cause hes a hardcore christian who cant fap.
Girl: That kid is so weird
Girl2: Yeah hes a John Fox
by PussySlayerTheThird March 23, 2016
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PULLING A JOHN

Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John
by JayD February 8, 2008
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