John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
Get the John Barilalomug. A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.
Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
Get the john maddenmug. When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.
This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.
This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.
Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?
Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.
Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.
by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010
Get the John Lockin' itmug. a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
by st martins July 1, 2009
Get the john it outmug. To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.
The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.
Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?
Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.
Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.
Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.
by weaby7 October 19, 2013
Get the John Westmug. Loves reddit and girls. Dreams of changing thier last name to fox, has the biggest dick but cant use it cause hes a hardcore christian who cant fap.
by PussySlayerTheThird March 23, 2016
Get the john foxmug. by JayD February 8, 2008
Get the PULLING A JOHNmug.