it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023
Get the dazai x obama x readermug. Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the Barack Obama: Marriage Definermug. by gfhudijskoa October 31, 2019
Get the oBaMamug. A term that originated from Godwin's Law, Obama's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will blame Obama. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Obama's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"Hey did you see that car wreck the other day?"
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."
"Yeah I did, thanks a lot Obama."
"It wasn't Obama's fault."
"Well, that's Obama's Law."
by I Am Mamba June 3, 2016
Get the Obama's Lawmug. Man: Obama whats you last name?
Obama:I will not tell you
Man:are you trying to hide something?
Obama:ima say the N Word and destroy you!
Man:no
Obama:nigga
Obama:I will not tell you
Man:are you trying to hide something?
Obama:ima say the N Word and destroy you!
Man:no
Obama:nigga
by Dgxhdgdjhikllgdx November 3, 2019
Get the Obamamug. A mysterious entity who is the center of many mysteries. Many hours have been wasted trying to solve the mysteries behind this man, but none have come close to a conclusive answer to the mystery that lies behind this man.
Per: hey Lars, you've heard of Obama right?
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither
by Hamgburger :3 April 15, 2021
Get the Obamamug.