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German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
by 637Neon April 12, 2021
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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German Inhale

Unlike a French inhale this is When a person attempts to eat ass but the receiver farts in the pitchers mouth.
Yeah so I tried to eat my girls ass but she said it was ticklish and she gave me a “German Inhale”
by The real truth:/ October 8, 2020
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The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.
My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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