Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

fat hungry

act of being very very hungry, can eat anything

Aye g I'm fat hungry, lets eat

by ZenMeister01 October 1, 2018

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

Fat Cheryl

An absolute whale of a human, built like a transit van that gave birth to a peanut head with clap called spencer, spencer is the dirtiest chile known to man and his mum is the biggest planet in our universe

Omg what is that?
That’s fucking fat Cheryl that

by Ilovefatcheryl July 19, 2019

Fat Howard

A person who refuses to grind with anyone else but his sister at dances and doesn't let her acknowledge it's him even though it's not Alabama.

Did you see Riley pull a Fat Howard at the club last night.

by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019