doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

trend monster

another name for hypebeast but less of an insult.

1:you are a trend monster!
2:whaat?! :(

by nomnomnomnom123 February 15, 2009

Monster's Ink

The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.

"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"

by Gloss man March 18, 2014

twerk monster

A thotty who cannot control her erge to twerk her thotty ass in front of niggas that dont even have stacks

Dat bitch a Twerk Monster!!

by TheDefiner1716 December 28, 2014

Putty monster

A girl who absolutely loves eating semen.

dude she swallowed every bit of my cum she is a fucking putty monster!!!!!

by shockwaves81 June 14, 2015

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge cock.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020