Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

Mike Green

Tennis player for University of Alabamawent pro played in Davis-Cup. Ranked 12 in Unites States Tennis AssociationUSTA

Professional Known Tattoo Artist resides in New Orleans.
Tattoos alot of new orleans rappers and musicians.
souija slim,BG,kane & abel

That boy Mike Green is a beast on the court!

That artist who tats BG is Mike Green

by ms. weezy June 10, 2010

Big Mike

A person who has a problem with his own weight, and tends to be annoying by calling themselves "Big Mike" like it's a good thing.

"I'm fat albert" ... same situation. "I'm Big Mike"

by cowlippedblowjob June 22, 2016

mike tyson

a sexual act in which a peron puts one fist into the vagina, and another into the anus of a woman and then tries box her internally

Im gonna mike tyson yo' ass

by mike tyson bicth July 13, 2009

Mike Tyson

To fist a girl, then(orgasm optional), bite a chunk of her ear.

Chad gave Chloe a Mike Tyson, after which, she could not hear.

by d8e21w89 September 16, 2006

Fat Mike

A punk rock God. Bow down to him.

Fat Mike owns you all.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

mike jones

a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.

the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES

by marcus allen March 29, 2005