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Big Mike

A person who has a problem with his own weight, and tends to be annoying by calling themselves "Big Mike" like it's a good thing.
"I'm fat albert" ... same situation. "I'm Big Mike"
by cowlippedblowjob June 22, 2016
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Bret

Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.
This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!
by cowlippedblowjob June 22, 2016
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