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Bret

Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.

This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!

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A person who has a problem with his own weight, and tends to be annoying by calling themselves "Big Mike" like it's a good thing.

"I'm fat albert" ... same situation. "I'm Big Mike"

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