jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.

Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.

by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022

Jump off

Means to “jump off” a bridge or a building, AKA kill yourself.

I told her to jump off after she said I have a tiny dick

by jessica538 October 28, 2021

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

Tuck jump

The initial forward progress taking towards having your penis cut off.

I had been considering changing my gender to become a female, for a long time. But I finally went forward and made the tuck jump.

by Red jiggy January 8, 2019

phantom jump

(A Shockwave Racing specific term I'm coining.)
Abbreviated as PHJ.
A phantom jump is a "Jump charge" that is hidden due to how buggy the UI is in Shockwave Racing.
Usually, this happens due to the circles that indicate the jump charges being slow or delayed from server lag, thus causing a Phantom Jump.
You can get one via wall sliding (or QuickWalling, i'll coin that later.)

"Understanding how Phantom Jumps work is hard, but is very rewarding now that you aren't just blindly assuming you're a dead man when the HUD shows you have no jumps left."

by Goofy Gooberly the 3rd September 12, 2025

22nd Jump Street

Being a throw back. Not knowing it’s not cool to act like a stupid redneck. For example, calling people fags while always wrong how wrong wasn’t a part of everyone’s awareness, which keeps evolving. Refers to someone or a place that is not evolving. 22nd Jump Street can be used to say someone is a bigot without sounding woke.

Don’t invite them here, 22nd Jump Street seriously offends everyone.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025