Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

Mr Jonesed

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

Lucky Joneser

A man in the middle of a pig roast.

Warren was into both dudes, so he became their Lucky Joneser.

by MegaMan2OO6 May 4, 2010

jonesing

Of or pertaining to Indiana Jones type of behavior.
i.e. A strong need or desire to do something adventurous.

"I've been Jonesing for some backpacking."

by Myles Long January 20, 2007

indiana jonesing

1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.

Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.

by Matt Kap July 8, 2007

Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006