Jerry Cold

Cold equivalent of lukewarm

“Man I left this frozen burrito out and now it’s Jerry Cold”

by Grant Scott Hansen October 20, 2025

Jerry

Slang • Vulgar

A word to describe someone with highly dislike able traits or commits to obnoxious behavior.
Signs of Jerry status include but are not limited to

Other people often try to "ditch" him/her.

He/she asks other people for rides home, often times to no avail
He/she talks to much and says too little
He/she is considered awkward and obnoxious. Even by his/her own mother/father.

Jane: our daughter has become such a jerry over these past few months.. I'm worried for her.

Ryan: everything will be okay hon, it's just a phase.. we all know a jerry.

by Ballistic Pigeon October 25, 2025

Jerry Fucking

Intentionally convoluting a subject matter so as to achieve a desired outcome.

Making a poll to vote on whether candy corn is disgusting and adding "I only eat it for nostalgia " as an option to skew the votes. You're Jerry Fucking the poll Brandon!

by fluent October 28, 2025

Jerry-copter

When a Jerry is carrying skis horizontally on their shoulder then turns around and bonks everyone's head like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

That fucker Jerry-coptered outside the bar, scratching my new goggles and giving that old man a concussion.

by noyt January 5, 2026

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

barry jerry

blow job

I'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry.

by bubba1234e April 19, 2009

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009