Curly Jefferson

When a man, who doesn’t manscape his pubic hair, is balls deep in a girl’s mouth, making it look like she has a beard.

I thought about giving her the Portuguese Breakfast, but instead I blessed her with a Curly Jefferson.

by ChrisStone October 1, 2018

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Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

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jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

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Jeffrey epstein

HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT!!!

Bitch: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Intellectual: No he did not!

by grebmachine September 6, 2021

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Jeffery

A handsome sweet pisces guy whose smile will make you melt.He has a great body with incredible abs and eyes you could get lost in.He is sensitive attimes and makes a great boyfriend.He is simply amazing.

Gosh...I'm so crushing on Jeffery.I want to date him.

by Desert Flame December 9, 2019

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