Jesus

The head of Christianity. He is also somebody a lot of people fucking need.

"Hey bro Hillary Clinton needs dome Jesus in her life"

by rwrwgwgregtrw December 6, 2020

Jesus

Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....

Oh, jesus.

by AGuyAguyWhoIsEatingPie May 27, 2019

Jesus

Jesus, the true almighty God. The God of all mankind. In him and for him we live.

Jesus is God

by Randon dude September 29, 2019

Jesus

jesus mean his our father and saviour ,no body in this world will have his name ,because his name is to unique

we are all jesus child

by Huien April 22, 2018

Jesus

He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker June 11, 2018

the Jesus Triphecta

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.

Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.

by Mario B. April 28, 2008

Jesus Sniper

The best sniper who has ever graced the world of first person shooter.

Danny: Wow Ingoe95 is a total Jesus Sniper
Ingoe95: Hell yeah!

by Ingoe March 3, 2009