When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.
by clubaholic April 21, 2011
Get the hug and textmug. Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014
Get the text couragemug. When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".
by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011
Get the text massagemug. When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010
Get the Text-bookmug. Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.
by rodgstar June 16, 2010
Get the Text Blitzkreigmug. the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
Get the texting turretsmug. Sending the same text message to more than one recipient, simply because you're lazy and/or the message will work for more than one person.
by Lee Daniels August 1, 2007
Get the double textmug.