I'm being watched

say Hi for me< ok?

person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."

by the definition maniac 69-24-7 April 2, 2021

i'm soooo emo

A term used by a person who wants to be different and special and thinks just because they're sad for a second they can progress to emo level. According to buzfeed, they are only 14% emo, so they should just give up on their dreams.

that girl keeps saying i'm soooo emo, i'm gonna kick her

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019

I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

When you pull some insane combo using an obligatory combo opener at any fighter games that you can't even describe how wacky, but powerful execution you just pulled that you'll say this word.

I'm not gonna Sugarcoat it!

➡️⭐⬇️↘️➕2️⃣

(or insert any command strings here, and add a Vine Boom sound with "DAMN!" in the background.)

by BPJ-23 August 11, 2023

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

I'm sorrrry that you

The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.

" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"

by bcs82000 October 12, 2018