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Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep
“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”
by sailA Alias August 4, 2018
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Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020
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human fecal matter

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
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Human Meat Container

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023
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Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best
I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!
by Mikeox big November 29, 2019
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trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves
Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.
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The Human Genome Project

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.
Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.
by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021
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