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Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller
“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”
by Iamtaller September 21, 2019
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Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020
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Destroy All Humans

A game series from 2005-2008 where you play as an alien. It’s ridiculously fun and they’re releasing a remake of the original game july 28 2020

The 2 games released in 2008 weren’t as good as the first 2
by SUMFURRYTHING June 5, 2020
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Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
by VincentKav April 2, 2017
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human growth and development

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.
by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017
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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013
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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.
Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.
by Belnumcree December 23, 2022
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