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by Foxybitch September 5, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.
by Kemper42 August 2, 2016
Get the busted hipstermug. Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.
Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 24, 2025
Get the Hipstermug. John: Want to go starbucks?
Jim: No I was there before anyone else.
John: and?
Jim: Therefore I'm not going!
John: You're such a hipster!
Jim: No I'm not!
Jim: No I was there before anyone else.
John: and?
Jim: Therefore I'm not going!
John: You're such a hipster!
Jim: No I'm not!
by jossummerss April 13, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. by Grawrl April 13, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. Oh Dominic? That hipster’s just laying in the grass to center himself and rethink his place in the world. He’ll be ready back to day drinking after his favorite sad song finishes playing in his head.
by Thatfunnyishgirl July 13, 2020
Get the Hipstermug. Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.
A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.
by Shycetasian August 1, 2013
Get the Hipstermug.