goon material

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something

“Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”

by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023

flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans

Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.

by eshack May 24, 2024

goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025