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by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025
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flicker goon sesh

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time
Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.
by DIavarium July 2, 2024
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GOON

“man, rocco conti was posted up snortin that booger sugar, what a goon”
by cambowithalambo January 4, 2019
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Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
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Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any kind of media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~

Prime Examples of Ethical Gooning
by Moimoi667 May 18, 2024
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Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023
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Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.
Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024
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