French moment

A time you just have to surrender, give up or epically fail.

My buddy was playing kick ball and got an out with 3 people on bases, guess he just had a French moment.

by R.Nixon April 9, 2021

French Huffing

The act of transfering nitrous from a faulty balloon (i.e one with a hole in it) to a fully functional balloon

Damn Sandi!!! French Huffing that fucked up shit takes skill!!

by The Master LeRoy!!! January 19, 2011

French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

french ghost

A scary ghost you know your afraid of him

The French Ghost has a curly mustache.

by joe c August 27, 2004

french dip

Tagging your girl in the brown eye while bending her over the toilet and shoving her face in it. If she wants it with "aus jus," she has to have dropped a log in the toilet beforehand.

Sally said she was feeling hungry for a "French Dip with Aus Jus." She broke up with me when she found out my version was much much different than hers.

by Simpth January 2, 2008