bare foot waifu

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.

Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?

by tsuroku October 17, 2017

Mr.Foote

A demon like creature who brings great pain and tourture among young souls

The demon Mr.Foote tourtured the souls

by Anonymous Cheese Bag June 7, 2019

promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

People Food

A really badass psychedelic band from Philadelphia that makes their own hot sauce and loves everyone

Chris came up with the band name People Food

by The knower of all truth July 14, 2020

English food

For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.

"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

ultimate death football

Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.

Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!

by Nottadoctor July 2, 2008

Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009