Mexican Dry Clean

When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys

Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.

by fuckaduck January 13, 2007

Dry Smokin Her

When youre in the mood to have sexual intercourse and the girl's vagina is not yet wet, but you could careless and you just shove it in and let her scream. This usually results in her limping around school for the next few days.

Nate G was on top of that girl and she wasnt ready for his penis but he shoved it in and gave her a while ride. He was dry smokin her and she was screaming for her life. She was like the Sahara but he was happy, and she walked funny for a couple days.

by Natey Nate March 11, 2009

Suck me dry

A male or female Sucking a penis so much it feels dry

Male 1:Suck me dry mami
Female:OK "starts sucking"

by Dirtygirl3000 November 4, 2018

Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

he's a bit dry

When someone is lacking a sense of humor or personality

That new chap, he's a bit dry isn't he??

by becketybop July 11, 2017

Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

by apt279 May 16, 2019

Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.

Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!

by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019