Dildo

A retarted/stupid looking thing. That makes you want to call it a dildo

“This cat is a dildo.”

by 800B December 14, 2025

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026

fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.

This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009

Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.

1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.

by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014