Pussy crack

The crack between your ass crack and your bush or bald eagle

Dude, my thong is creepin up my pussy crack!!!

by Amanda and Sierra April 3, 2005

crack sniffer

The weird act of a man\women waking up and simply sniffing their partners crack

Ashley was such a Crack sniffer this morning

by Tacobell •_• November 21, 2016

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

skeet crack

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack

-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money

by Gucio700 July 14, 2021

wack for crack

Black male who only dates white females. (derived from the term "cracker")

Precious: "hey you know that guy Jamal?"
Bonquisha: "Ya, damn that n*** is fine!"
Precious: "Too bad he is wack for crack!"

Jamal only dates white girls

by spam, fayley, Ramanda November 22, 2011

canyon crack

When someone's ass cheeks are so far apart that their crack is a fucking canyon.....

You've heard about uniboob, now what about canyon crack?

by @lukeperuke June 1, 2018

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008