illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.

Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.

by zagihi November 10, 2014

Cock Lips

The Puffy red/purple lips you get after giving a boy a blowjob.

The Bad Girls Club:
"Cookie, Are those cock lips?"
"oh my god they are, she blew the boss!"

by i am not a copy. January 31, 2010

cock chugger

one who chugs cock....sucks dicks....gives head

That guy Brian Horn is such a cock chugger.

by G$Money July 29, 2003

cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 16, 2011

Mushroom cock

This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. The penis is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. To get a mushroom cock one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. This person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.

Dewy: Sup bro whats been happening?
Jero: Nothing much. Got a huge pain in my penis, it's throbbing like hell. Lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.
Dewy: Hahaha, mushroom cock syndrome? Take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.
Jero: It's not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. This is prob from the STD i got from the rank chick that thought i had a Watermelon cock.
Dewy: Fuck!! Dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your cock it isn't healthy.
Jero: Yer i know but the hoes love it.
Dewy: No they dont.

by Mummas June 19, 2006

cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003

cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007