spring cleaning

The act of spring cleaning refers to mass deleting and/or blocking of people on social media, specifically on your Facebook friends list. Primarily, because you have no interaction and/or they have not contacted you over a period of time.

This morning during breakfast, I did some spring cleaning by deleting a lot of people from my Facebook friends list.

by johnsteed417 October 22, 2022

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.

"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"

by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017

Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 22, 2020

Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Quaran-clean

QUARAN-CLEANING Quarancleaned

This week whilst in quaratine, i cleaned my house. I was quaran-cleaning. The house was quaran-cleaned

by DSZ1984 March 29, 2020