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slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.
Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.
Related Words

fam from another clam

Similar to "brother from another mother", "fam from another clam" indicates that an individual is very close or tight to another person, despite the fact that they are not necessarily blood (ie. family born from another mother). This tie to an individual is essentially the tightest relationship possible without being family.
"Yo, Kenny! Mah fam from another clam! Wassup?"

"Man, this guy's stuff is dope, trust me. He's my fam from another clam."

Cincinnati clam shack 

When banging a girl, alternating between her pussy and ass. The resulting queefs and farts will fill the room with a stanky sea food aroma reminiscent of a clam shack.
Man, last night was great. Me and Jill hooked up. When we were done, her room was like a Cincinnati Clam Shack!

Slamming the Clam 

Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.
Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.
Slamming the Clam by Twatwaffle123 October 29, 2009

Jammin' out with my clam out. 

Jammin' out with my clam out, is the female version of Rockin' out with my cock out.
1. Steve- Tonight at the concert, I'll be rockin' out with my cock out!
2. Becky- And i'll be jammin' out with my clam out.!

Southern Georgia Clam Bottom 

When getting ready to perform anal sex on your partner, you insert a "Tampax Pearl" partly into your partners ass. You then insert the rest of the "Tampax Pearl" into their ass using your stiffened member, and await the "cumming" of the pearl.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl a Southern Georgia Clam Bottom using her last Tampax Pearl, she was so pissed!"